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[cholesterol]

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Comments

[cholesterol]

The "sorcerer" advocating we all work together? Lady, I swear to Chuck if you send me on some dickpic wild goose chase

You're not wrong. But, what would Danny have against Cas, besides the whole serial killer angle. Yeah, I've been informed.

[transponders]

He hasn't posted them. Yet. But you should know who people are and how they're behaving. For the sake of the investigation.

No idea. But he gets off on it, so he doesn't necessarily need to have a problem with him. Maybe he just thinks he's cute.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, okay. I'll take a look.

And, creative.

So, you and me, we're in this together, now.

[transponders]

We sure are! How exciting.

[cholesterol]

Is it the dead bodies or the intrigue that's more exciting.

[transponders]

Please. I'm not a psycho. It's the allyship!

[cholesterol]

Is this another gay thing?

[transponders]

What? No, it's not a gay thing. It's an alliance thing. God, you're so obsessed with that.

[cholesterol]

ME?

You

Whatever. Yeah. We're in an alliance in our alliance. Really Challenge-Big Brother of us.

[transponders]

I was always more of a Survivor girl.

But I've got the girls and the pirates, if we can find a shred of physical evidence, we can take care of it.

[cholesterol]

Really tracks more than you probably want it to.

The plane crash girls? There are pirates?

Are there cowboys?

... How braindead are the spades, anyway?

[transponders]

Yeah. I'm one of them. Most of us made it out. I'm the only one who remembers, I don't know why. Some kind of time travel weirdness.

Koby, Sanji, Nami, Shanks. They come from the same place.

They could be worse. But a lot of them aren't understanding that this has nothing to do with character.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, that's a time thing. Not about remembering. They're from then, you're from your then.

Koby, the feelings stalker?

What does it have to do with?

[transponders]

It's weird. It's been 25 years. Putting myself back there is something I try to avoid, but that's where they are, so I don't have a choice.

Yeah. He's a great source of information.

Ability, more than anything else. Last year, some had trackable motives, and others didn't.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, Cas... he's from a few years before I was. Doesn't even know I died.

Don't share that.

He's ... something.

So, some might be easily traced and others not.

[transponders]

...welcome back?

I can keep it to myself.

Right. Early rounds, we're stabbing in the dark.

[cholesterol]

Just what I love to do. We better make sure we don't go Inspector Clousseau on everyone.

[transponders]

Not everyone. I wish I had the time, but alas. Gotta focus on just a few.

[cholesterol]

Keep me in the loop, I'll do the same.

[transponders]

Sure, Dean.

later...

[transponders]

The hammer dents on the wood Castiel was nailed to match the hammers in the Fleshworker's shop. There can't be too many fleshworker diamonds out there.

[cholesterol]

Act like I wasn't myself last month, is it easy to cross-reference fleshworkers and diamonds?

[transponders]

That should be enough to narrow it down to just a couple of people. I showed up near the end, so I don't have a full list of who was what role.

[cholesterol]

Talk to Koby. Dude's pathological. He'll know.

[transponders]

He's smart and good at research.

[ Please hold. ]

Armand and Devon are both fleshworkers and diamonds.