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[cholesterol]

ME?

You

Whatever. Yeah. We're in an alliance in our alliance. Really Challenge-Big Brother of us.

[transponders]

I was always more of a Survivor girl.

But I've got the girls and the pirates, if we can find a shred of physical evidence, we can take care of it.

[cholesterol]

Really tracks more than you probably want it to.

The plane crash girls? There are pirates?

Are there cowboys?

... How braindead are the spades, anyway?

[transponders]

Yeah. I'm one of them. Most of us made it out. I'm the only one who remembers, I don't know why. Some kind of time travel weirdness.

Koby, Sanji, Nami, Shanks. They come from the same place.

They could be worse. But a lot of them aren't understanding that this has nothing to do with character.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, that's a time thing. Not about remembering. They're from then, you're from your then.

Koby, the feelings stalker?

What does it have to do with?

[transponders]

It's weird. It's been 25 years. Putting myself back there is something I try to avoid, but that's where they are, so I don't have a choice.

Yeah. He's a great source of information.

Ability, more than anything else. Last year, some had trackable motives, and others didn't.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, Cas... he's from a few years before I was. Doesn't even know I died.

Don't share that.

He's ... something.

So, some might be easily traced and others not.

[transponders]

...welcome back?

I can keep it to myself.

Right. Early rounds, we're stabbing in the dark.

[cholesterol]

Just what I love to do. We better make sure we don't go Inspector Clousseau on everyone.

[transponders]

Not everyone. I wish I had the time, but alas. Gotta focus on just a few.

[cholesterol]

Keep me in the loop, I'll do the same.

[transponders]

Sure, Dean.

later...

[transponders]

The hammer dents on the wood Castiel was nailed to match the hammers in the Fleshworker's shop. There can't be too many fleshworker diamonds out there.

[cholesterol]

Act like I wasn't myself last month, is it easy to cross-reference fleshworkers and diamonds?

[transponders]

That should be enough to narrow it down to just a couple of people. I showed up near the end, so I don't have a full list of who was what role.

[cholesterol]

Talk to Koby. Dude's pathological. He'll know.

[transponders]

He's smart and good at research.

[ Please hold. ]

Armand and Devon are both fleshworkers and diamonds.

[cholesterol]

Devon, the flasher.

Armand's been name dropped and we suspected him or a friend of his. Would he have something against angels?

[transponders]

He liked getting into religious debates on the network. There's some kind of complex there.

Devon looks like he's 100 pounds wet, I don't know if he would be able to hoist him up to nail him. But Armand has vampire strength.

[cholesterol]

Could they have worked together?

I saw him, too. He struggled against the nails, like he was nailed alive.

[transponders]

I guess it is possible, but the two that worked together last year still had their own kills. Danny and Jem attacked Paul and Alina, but Paul was a doctor so he saved Alina with his dying breath.

If nobody else was involved with the scuffle, and it didn't look like there was, I think we're looking at one killer. Who would have to be strong enough to overpower him, if he was nailed alive.

[cholesterol]

Armand.

Strong enough to overpower him, nail him down and watch.

[transponders]

Right.

I'm sorry. I've lost a lot of friends. It's never easy. But if you can nail his killer, maybe he'll rest easy until the resurrection party.

[cholesterol]

Me too.

Lost Cas more than once.

If I get it wrong?

[transponders]

One of the girls here from the team died out there. It's weird seeing her here. If she died again...

I don't know what I'd do. Stop at nothing until the killer gets caught, obviously. But I think I get it.

Then we try again with Devon. In the second round, we can start to find patterns, it'll be easier.

Are you gonna name him?