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[cholesterol]

I liked her, of course, but, nah, she was a little too... peasant blouse-y.

( The one hairstyle in the beginning, the weird pseudo-leia meets Norse lady, he did like.

Dean agrees, leading them to an empty table. )

Your world blows wide open. You didn't have vampires?

[molloys]

Not a rakish knight seeking a buxom peasant girl, then? Duly noted.

[the vibe might be date-ish, but corry doesn't pull out dean's chair or anything -- slings himself into a seat with a sigh of relaxation.]

We didn't have shit. No vampires, no werewolves, no ghosts, no goblins. Weirdest shit we had was people from Florida and Scientologists.

[cholesterol]

Jennifer Collony wasn't that buxom. It was the, the shirt pushing everything up.

( look, he watched that movie a few times. dean takes his own, grateful the ish part isn't being said out loud. )

We had both of those, too. But, we had the Devil himself, demons, angels... ghosts. You name it. Grew up on it, but you already knew that.